Chinese Movie Review Christmas Special: It's A Drink! It's A Bomb!

There are not a whole lot of Chinese Christmas movies.  That's actually a good thing, because it means that when Hong Kong does make a Christmas movie, it's likely to be the weirdest, most WTF Christmas movie you've ever seen.

The Gweilo's Movie Ratings for It's A Drink! It's A Bomb!
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Category	Rating
WTF Meter	2.8 out of 5
MST3K-Ability	4.7 out of 5
OVERALL QUALITY	3.4 out of 5

What do these numbers mean?

Chinese Movie	It's A Drink! It's A Bomb!
Director	David Chung
Actors	John Shum, George Lam, Maggie Cheung
Year	1985
Format Viewed	Universe DVD 5169

Also please note:  The title of this Hong Kong film is It's A Drink!  It's A Bomb!  From the Gweilo's perspective, nothing says "Merry Christmas" quite like a movie named "It's A Drink!  It's A Bomb!"

Chinese Movie Review: The Return of Pom Pom

The Gweilo's Movie Ratings for The Return of Pom Pom
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Category	Rating
WTF Meter	3.2 out of 5
MST3K-Ability	3.4 out of 5
OVERALL QUALITY	1.2 out of 5

What do these numbers mean?

Chinese Movie	The Return of Pom Pom
Director	Philip Chan
Actors	Richard Ng, John Shum, Deannie Yip, Lam Ching Ying, Kara Hui, Philip Chan, James Tin Jun
Year	1984
Format Viewed	VCD Fortune Star JS/VCD/3338/HK What is a VCD?

Just how far into the closet is it possible for a movie to be?  This seems to be the question that director Philip Chan set out to discover with his 1984 classic Chinese movie, The Return of Pom Pom.